What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:33

Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analyst Suggests Apple Might be Considering Buying Unity After Legal Defeat to Epic Games - 80 Level
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Apple’s struggles to update Siri lead to investor concerns over AI strategy - Financial Times
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
So they tried
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
What is something you have to share?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives